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gayclownhoe: me when somebody else & i r running towards the same clown in the thrift shop n i...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:56:42 -0400

gayclownhoe:

me when somebody else & i r running towards the same clown in the thrift shop n i get there first

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:54:58 -0400

snakegay: skelefolk: snakegay: invertedmoose: snakegay: snakegay: im declaring those little dot...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:53:52 -0400

snakegay:

skelefolk:

snakegay:

invertedmoose:

snakegay:

snakegay:

im declaring those little dot circle eyebrows no longer valid. the new cutesy trend is inexplicably drawing eyebrows as fully 3 dimensional dodecahedrons

Those aren’t dodecahedra, those look like icosidodecahedra.

actually we’re both wrong, theyre fuckin truncated icosahedrons and we both have to delete our blogs now

actually thats meridias beacon

actualrealexplode7: pyrlspite: I made a discord bot that...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:53:09 -0400

actualrealexplode7:

pyrlspite:

I made a discord bot that responds to all mentions of “todd” and “skyrim” with random todd howard edits but…. “bethesda” isn’t a keyword

jumpingjacktrash: dxmedstudent: Ghibli characters always make me...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:52:23 -0400

jumpingjacktrash:

dxmedstudent:

Ghibli characters always make me feel better about the complete chaotic mess of my workspaces.

ghibli characters make me want to work hard

tom-marvolo-dildo: me as a store owner

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:50:15 -0400

tom-marvolo-dildo:

me as a store owner

pancakeke: saffron-not-so-joy: rabdoidal: for the love of...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:48:38 -0400

pancakeke:

saffron-not-so-joy:

rabdoidal:

for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr

is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you

stardustsherlock: spacebumble: lochnessie: Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:49:26 -0400

stardustsherlock:

spacebumble:

lochnessie:

Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?

nobody asked for this but the origin of not putting one’s elbows on the table comes from the late 18th/early 19th century when wooden ships were still used in the navy- sailors would balance their plates between their elbows while eating to keep them from sliding around. because sailors developed a reputation on-land for being uncouth and aggressive, the placing of elbows on the table became associated with such behaviour.

some cultural historians believe it also goes back further, to the middle ages, when large banquet-style meals were served on trestle tables that had no side support. if someone put their elbows on the table, they risked bringing the whole table down with them.

so basically, there is no longer any need to NOT put elbows on the table, and there hasn’t been since the advent of steamships.

I love this because now i can smartass the next person who tries to give me shit for it

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:48:00 -0400

feminists-against-feminism: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: ren...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:46:15 -0400

feminists-against-feminism:

wylltingtrees:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards

demiurge1138: an-average-sized-person: The duality of man

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:43:24 -0400

demiurge1138:

an-average-sized-person:

The duality of man

rustandruin: I just want them to meet.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 06:48:31 -0400

rustandruin:

I just want them to meet.

ellibeanz:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 06:45:47 -0400

ellibeanz:

tomatomagica: shitmygaywifesays: shitmygaywifesays: I want to tell y’all a story about supporting...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 06:40:33 -0400

tomatomagica:

shitmygaywifesays:

shitmygaywifesays:

I want to tell y’all a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.

I’ve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself “recovered” there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today — being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.

When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and I’d laugh and kick out my legs ‘cause I was just delighted to have her holding me.

But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when she’d try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldn’t be able to get me off the ground.

But every time, even if I protested, she’d lift me up and say something like: “See, you’re not so big that I can’t lift you!”

And one time I just blurted out: “But someday I’m going to be so fat you won’t be able to.”

She looked me dead in the eye and said: “No you won’t. Because if that ever happens, I’ll start working out.”

It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to get fat — neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be “too fat” for her.

And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that I’ll never be so big that she can’t lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and she’ll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel “too big” or “too heavy” because in her eyes I’ll never be “too” anything.

Anyway, there’s a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be “too much” to someone who loves you — too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your “too” happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that you’re always just right for them.

My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass. 😍😍 😍

semi-c0l0n: jaespot: THIS IS JOY. lmfaooOO I KEEP DYING.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 06:34:12 -0400

semi-c0l0n:

jaespot:

THIS IS JOY.

lmfaooOO I KEEP DYING.

kipplekipple: It’s interesting to me that we frame a lot of issues as costing money. Unhoused folk...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:41:00 -0400

kipplekipple:

It’s interesting to me that we frame a lot of issues as costing money.

Unhoused folk cost money to house.

Disabled folk cost money, too.

Immigrants cost money.

Trans folk cost money.

Nobody ever says, “Hey, how much does Jeff Bezos cost?” “How much does it cost us to have Elon Musk around, hoarding his money?” “What’s it costing us to have all these fabulously wealthy people?”

It’s costing us a lot more than we ever talk about. Not just because their hoarding of wealth takes that money out of circulation and contributes directly to poverty and the spiralling cost to human beings everywhere.

Also because things are being framed in this way, because we are being forced to think of ourselves and others in terms of cartoon dollar symbols.

That is not a natural state of affairs for humans, it is not something that is morally defensible, and it is something that eats away at each of us in different ways depending on our position vis à vis wealth.

You are never too expensive to deserve to live.

trancy-carstairs:holy trinity of Disney grandmothers, reblog for...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:40:03 -0400

trancy-carstairs:

holy trinity of Disney grandmothers, reblog for wisdom and sass

thegrandweebofedenderry: cracked: Obviously, while he’s...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:39:56 -0400

thegrandweebofedenderry:

cracked:

Obviously, while he’s distracted with his own monologue, you can throw everything you have at him and kill him. But the fastest, most surefire way to do the job is with an item most players ignore: the torch. It’s nothing but a simple torch Snake used earlier to find his way out of a cave, but if you jam it up The Fear’s ass, he goes up like a 1977 Ford Pinto.

Technically, the torch can burn any of Snake’s enemies, but most of them are smart enough to go somewhere else when you start poking them with flaming sticks. The programmers either forgot or didn’t bother to teach this trick to The Fear. He has no idea how to react to a colon-first fireball attack, so he will stand there and let the fire devour him. Because what maniac game developer could have foreseen players doing anything this strange?

Any player who spent an hour pumping bullets into The Fear in a straight gunfight knows he’s absurdly tough, so it takes forever for the fire to finish him off. Luckily, he will never figure out what’s going on, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the smell of roasting butthole.

6 Ways To Beat Game Bosses That The Designers Didn’t Intend

this is hideo kojima we’re talking about, he most definitely intended for you to defeat a boss by shoving a torch up their ass

2000ish: “Of Aang’s three children, Bumi was the one who most...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:34:58 -0400

2000ish:

“Of Aang’s three children, Bumi was the one who most encapsulated his father’s penguin-sledding spirit.”

- Bumi’s Bio on The Official Nickelodeon Website.

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:30:33 -0400